My boss is a male...
Me to my boss:
Next time you have that mail problem let me know and I'll come look.
(I was talking Email...! However, I did kind of yell this down the hallway as I walked out of his office though so I'm not sure how it sounded... Probably not good.)
Me to N (4):
Don't pick your nose and eat it.
My husband to me:
Most Mom's don't get to add the bonus line of "and eat it." You are lucky.
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if only you could turn back time and rephrase.....nah, it was funny! Here's the booger conversation at our house:
Lauren--Boogers are food
Me--No, they're not.
Lauren--Boogers are food. You can eat them.
Me--No, Lauren, you do not eat boogers! They are not food!
Lauren--Boogers and fries are food.
Me--OH! You mean BUR-gers, not boogers. Yes, burgers are food.
Lauren--Boogers are food.
Me--sigh...
I used to get grossed out when my oldest son used to eat his boogies, but then I started looking on the bright side of it--at least he wasn't smushing them into the carpet and onto my walls!
Still... ewwwwwwwwwwww.
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